THE MORNING MOAN

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I hate this guy soooo much! he’s such an ass, makes all his money by drawing a penis over celebrity pics and spreading rumours…..karma’s gonna get him baaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddd!
 
  Perez Hilton = soon to be hit by a bus!!! who agrees?!?

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What’s the story with the government giving money to the banks? Where are they getting this money from? Are they taking out loans with other banks?
Sounds a bit like paying off your visa with your mastercard and your mastercard with your visa.
Now in fairness, I haven’t actually looked into this whatsoever so this is a [...]

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They tell you one thing and sell you another.
Bought a 2003 Fiat Punto at the start of the year. Only had 24,000 miles on it. Great deal, until I put about 2,000 miles on it. Driving up a hill from the beach and the engine cut out. No pressure in the brake, ended up in [...]

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I know it’s a bit strange, but I hate ironing. What is the point of it?
Sheep don’t iron themselves. Who decided that our shirts need to be completely crease free?
I understand about being clean and so on, but what’s wrong with creases? We should start a movement to get creases seen as status symbols. The [...]

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Another thing I hate, I’ve just remembered, is pigeons.
The rats of the sky. Why do they insist on staying where they are until the very last minute, then they fly towards your face at great speed!
Seriously, I was walking through town a while ago and got a beak right in the chest. I hate those [...]

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Emo’s think their different but their not. They copy other emos. They want some great pain but the only pain they have is realising their the same as everybody else. This sickens them so they put their hair some weird way and wear stupid looking clothes.
I hate emo’s.

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The ring pulls breaking on cans. How are you meant to open it then???
The stupid pull top seal on the milk cartons. When you pull it a little bit too hard, you’re covered in milk!
The powder at the bottom of a cereal box. Mixes with the milk to form a paste. Yuck.
People who shout into [...]

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Now this is one for the hall of fame.
Why can’t we say things as they are? A homeless guy is no longer a homeless guy, he is between houses. Damn right he is! He’s sleeping between houses!!!
Equality means giving everything to the minorities. They get the best of everything and are let do what they [...]